Hahaha i FEEL DAMN LOVED today because i've never seen soooo manyyyyy banglahsssss in a dayyyy b4 omgoshhhhh.
This is indeed a spectacular sight hahahaha.
So early in the morning 9:30am, i dragged myself out of bed and got prepared in 30 minutes becoz i didn't put on any make up. Went to Dhoby Ghaut for mua facial (1 hr of goodness)
and some banglah approached me and asked me for directions in BANGOLI
Errrrr the fuck?
how'd i everrrrrr understand your language hahahahahahaha don't be retarded.
Don't tell me i tan until pple cannot recognize my race alr ah HAHAHA my face still very fair one ok knn.
So i gave him the :O face and said "er idk?" LOL AND HE SAID "udk? Okok"
HAHAHAHAHA and then i walked further down and someone asked me for directions to THE ISTANA -________-
Who the fuck visits the istana on deepavali hahahahaha sia la i think i look quite intelligent today.
And the lady who did my face asked me
"TODAY NOT WORKING?"
Wah knn i look so old or not? I 17 ONLY LEH!!!!
Dont make me buy the Loreal Revitalift and lift my face leh knn i still have 80 more years to live one hor!!!
Haizzzzz saddddddd. Suddenly recalled MM's friends commenting that i dont look 17, i look 20++
Me and my cao lao bin. Sibei sian.
So i went back home and quarreled with MM for 20 minutes, apologized to each other AND THEN WE WENT FOR DINNER
HAAHAHAHAHAHA are we the most retarded friends ever? LOL.
Can see or not? My biceps not bad right, got triceps also leh mai siao siao, girl look @ that body~~ i work out~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ok so because we both have SHIT school tomorrow, we decided to meet somewhere near both our place so we decided on IMM because it's 1 station away from both of our hse hahahahaha!!!
Stupid place, infested with SO MANY BANGLADESHI WORKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT TRYING TO BE RACIST because i like them. I think they're very very very kind people lor. It's how everyone stereotype them :<
U know ah, if u notice, banglahs r very kind and they don't do disgraceful things in public like how china workers do.
Also, they are always bullied by singaporeans like bus drivers and so.
They are always being made fun of by singaporeans.... :<
Sometimes i feel quite sad for them.
We went into GIANT and saw a group of banglahs snatching for jeans selling at 2 for $15 and mm said "life is unfair. my life is blessed"
Wahlao srsly lor quite sad, no? :(
but at least that blessed bitch got enlightened for a second.
Okok back on track.
So we had dinner @ LJS and i was pretty much pissed off by the ignorant parents carrying their babies to the BELL to ring it DAMN HARD CONTINUOUSLY. Omg pls leh?
U don't own the world, dude. Put their child down and fuck off.
Damn noisy sia u wanna test your child's hearing u can go poly clinic ok not LJS.
Oh and while eating this little girl walked pass us and said
"HELLO!!!!" to mm and i HAHAHA i swear she's fucking cute and she's so chio she'll grow up looking prettier than barbie doll!!
Still can't get over her cute face!!!!!!! And we saw her again @ popular so we went to her and played with her and
GOT
IGNORED
COMPLETELY
-________-
Hhahahaha so young got short term memory alr cb kia.
Come flirt with me alr then throw me aside, what did she take me for?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cheat my feelings sia this kid. Bad girl.
So aftermath, we went to Daiso, walked around, got some double eyelid sticker to play with and then we went to the toilet and did the stupidest thing everrrrr
PASTE THE TAPE ON MY EYELID TO TRY IT ON.
Oh and mm did it too. And she looked hideous hahahahahahaha!!!
Aiya wait, my story first.
SO I PASTED IT ON MY EYELID AND I REMOVED IT,
AND ALL MY EYELINER GOT REMOVED TOGETHER WITH THE TAPE.
Marvellous!!! So i removed all my eyeliner and walked around IMM for the rest of the night WITH SMALL EYES.
HHAHAHAHA.
Ok then afterwards, we went down to get my all-time-fav FROYO keke and then went to GIANT to waste time because it was still early~~
HAHAHAH and we were thinking of getting Gaya something for Deepavali!!!
Aren't we the sweetest pals ever???
Hhahaha because it'd be damn rude to visit her hse without a gift ya so we went in and tried finding stuff for her.
MM damn irritating, she pointed @ EVERYTHING she saw -____-
MADE ME IRRITATED AND I WENT
"OI CAN U PLS DONT SEE WHAT THEN POINT WHAT OR NOT AH?"
Lol.
Then later we saw ice-cream and was thinking of getting Gaya's family a pint of B&J hhahaha but then mm said
"HAAGEN DAZS!!!! I LIKE THAT BETTER!!!"
And i said "ERMS SORRY IT'S NOT FOR YA~~" and she said "SHE WILL LET ME EAT WHAT!!!"
Wah knn this time of shameless thing also can say out of her mouth sibei bhb siol~~
Then i sang to her
"GRAB SOME INDIAN ASK THEM HEY~~~~~~WHAT ICE-CREAM DO U LIKE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA because i suddenly recalled brandon remixing the song into
"GRAB SOMEONE SMELLY TELL THEM BATHE!!!!" and singing it out LOUD when the both of us were in the train PACKED WITH PEOPLE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so i also tried to remix and u know i swear the whole of GIANT was infested with bangladeshi workers, just turn your fucking head 20,30,40 or 90 degrees also can see 5 at least HAHAHAHAHA.
And then later, we continued to walk on HAHAHA MM AND I STARTED TO LOOK INTO ALL THE INDIANS'S BASKETS BECAUSE WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT INDIANS LIKE.
SO WE KEPT LOOKING INTO INDIANS'S GROCERY BASKETS HAHAHAHAHA!!!
So funny i swear. Couldn't stop laughing.
Concluded they LOVE bread.
EVERY BANGLAH HAD A LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS BASKET
And errr a tray of eggs and BANANAS OMG they all had bananas in their baskets too
HAHAHA AND I SAW 1 HEALTHY BANGLAH WITH 3 DRAGON FRUITS IN HIS BASKET!!!
Aftermath, MM and i got reminded that we went to Subway a few days back and saw 2 GROUPS OF INDIANS BUYING VEGE DELITE..... -_-
Like 9 vege delites?!?!?!?!!??!?!
MENTAL CASE. So we concluded that indians LOVE vege.
So we shall dabao like 4 vege delites to her hse on sat HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HOW THOUGHTFUL R WE.
Anw i still think pple who go to subway for vege delite are FUCKING RETARDED.
Must well go out of the shopping mall and eat grass.
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